Very mutant! Only three fingers...hmm...obviously this is alien apparel.
I like that idea. that aliens tried to make something, Invader Zim perhaps, to try and fit in. then realized it was not working and donated it.
Obviously it's a training boot to learn how to properly execute a jive handshakes in case one ever has a hand growing out of their foot.
No excuse for not knowing your manners, you know...
2008-02-26 02:01 am (UTC)
Excuse me, miss. I speak Jive.
AWESOME! Now I can go back in time to that 70's Blaxploitation flick and show all them jive turkeys how it's done!
See, you use... and the hand is... well I think you... I got nothing.
totally my thought process.
It's the shoe the old woman lived in... that's how she spanked her kids.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
haha, I was thinking of something along the lines of "old woman who lived in a shoe" too.
2008-02-24 12:45 am (UTC)
Simpson cartoon physics
None that I'd like to actively entertain considering, as someone else was astute enough to point out, that hand only has 3 fadgin' fingers.
(thank you for sharing, this one of the more truly horrific, wtf?, utterly puzzling offerings I've seen on this community of late!)
OH MY GOD!!!!! LOL that's great. ::head explodes::
Wait, you bought it, right?
It appears to be a ceramic representation of my husband's philosophy that most people need a boot in the ass more than a pat on the back.
...What it's for, however, I have no idea.
I can't imagine.
The boot looks like it might be a planter or something. The hand, um, reminds me of something that would support a hanging object, maybe (?) what the two of them are doing together, no clue.
This is one of the most inexplicable things I've seen here.
I'm no comic genius, but the idea of actually wearing one and spinning around so you can slap people with your feet is kind of hilarious.
Chuck Norris owns like 5 pairs.
Go to your room, RIGHT NOW, young lady, and think about what you just said!
It's so armless people can slap with their feet, obviously!
So, uh, do they call you Speedy cuz you can run fast?
...I shoot trick arrows.
..oh...so, uh, do they call you Kid flash cuz yo--
My co-worker and I at our comic shop ran through this routine about twenty times last week, much to the frightened disdain of customers.
This item wins.
I'm still trying to figure it out, though. There's gotta be a pun in their somewhere.
I could see it in a Podunk craft mall filled with pencils.
Oooh, I think it's "shake a leg".