I am kinda in love with the cat pitcher.
And OMG my mom has (had?) a little frog made of the same weird pebbles and plastic wtfery that the poodle is. To this day I have no idea wtf that was about, my mom doesn't particularly like frogs and it's about the most butt-ugly thing you ever did see.
But I love it.
My friend was very pleased with the cat pitcher. It was kind of hard to give it up, but I don't collect cats, but dogs and horses, sooo.
The Poodle is just...bizarre. I have it in my kitchen, so I can ogle its bug-eyed wonder every morning while making breakfast.
I'd seen Bubba before, but the other horrors were all new to me. That poodle is pretty special, I have to say.
Do you recognize the horror episode? silvrethorn
was very disappointed I'd never seen it, considering the horses in it.
The Poodle is going to remain with me. I'd still be afraid of someone throwing the poor thing away because UGH-LEE.
I'd throw it at somebody. Somebody I couldn't stand!
No, I haven't seen it, either. :-(
You can watch it and feel sad, like I did, rather than horrified. :D
Maybe Mammy is a toothbrush holder :D
I like the cat pitcher, though! It looks like a relative of Hello Kitty.
And the poop poodle...are those googly eyes? Honestly, I'm surprised it made it to the store shelves D:
Mammy could be a toothbrush holder, possibly?
The cat pitcher is oddly fun. My friend was delighted to receive it.
I like the ugly sh*t Poodle. It makes me smile, the poor sad thing, sitting next to a shattered-and-glued-back-together statue of Simba from The Lion King.
Awww, that last sounds kind of cute after all. The Disabled Figurines Home, or something :)
Simba was a gift from a friend; she worked at the store where he was broken. He was probably originally a $100+ statue, but a little girl picked him up and dropped him. Oops. My friend put him back together, and decided, with my taste in odd things, he could come live with me. He also hangs out in the kitchen.
That was really nice of your friend :)
I thought about foisting him off on someone else who's more cat oriented, but again, as broken as he is, I'm afraid he'd get tossed. And, kind of like Jaye from Wonder Falls, the broken weird things have plenty to say to me.
Wonder Falls reference for the WIN. ;-)
My sister had a teddy bear and I had a cat like your fugly poodle, except ours were filled with opal chips. This was early 70's, so they must have been a thing back then because EVERYTHING was fugly in the 70's!
Love Wonder Falls. I should ask for the DVDs for Yule. :D
Opal chips would be GREAT. I would've loved a Poodle full of opal rather than sh*t.
I agree with whoever said it looks like the poodle is filled with aquarium gravel (which is also preferable to sh*t)!
Aquarium gravel is a good guess. He doesn't weigh very much, though, my little Poodle.
I bow to the queen of one of the most horrible hordes I've ever seen.
I just found the Santa ornament I bought...He desperately needs to be posted up, too.
And if I look around, there's probably more creepy-horrible stuff in my house.
You are welcome here any time. Bring it.
The poodle almost looks like it's made out of resign and fish gravel from an aquarium.
Oh, I'll need to get a few more weird things together before I can share...I'm sure there are some around here, I'm just not thinking of them at the moment.
The Poodle might've been made that way, though the chips look more like additional resin, in colors.
Thanks, I think I cropped that one myself.
I don't know what this says about me, but when I saw that Mammie, I wanted to see a little arc reactor in that hole in her chest....
An arc reactor in her chest would make her so much more awesome. If I was keeping her, I'd find a way to make that happen. Alas, my sister would not appreciate the tacky whimsy.
Bubba is horrific.
The shit poodle is worse.
No words for the terrifying blue pony
Bubba's great, isn't he?
The poor, poor Poodle...
Hahaha, I still say the pony is Mulder's nightmare toy.
I have enjoyed the wierdness - thank you for brightening up my Sunday morning :-)
I am especially in love with the cat pitcher and the poodle - well words fail me....
I'm glad to have brightened your Sunday morning! Yay.
The cat pitcher is probably the most...normal, kinda...thing there. The Poodle is just, well. Sh*tty.
The Poop Poodle reminds me very much of a souvenir squirrel I picked up in Arizona back in the 1980's. Inside, are chips of rocks supposedly from the area I visited, then encased in resin molded in an animal shape. Mine looked like poop too, but that just made it awesome.
He's a sad, bug-eyed Poodle. I feel bad for him, but he's kind of cute in all his awfulness.
I can smell the poop poodle from across the internet
Fortunately, he isn't stinky, he just looks like he should be.