|A few very questionable items
||[Mar. 26th, 2014|12:33 am]
Thrift Shop Horrors
|||||away laughing on a fast camel||]|
What compels people to make awful sculptures of children?
Their eyes were just empty sockets.
Unseeing, they gaze into the distance, contemplating the ineptitude of their creator...
In stark contrast to the pair above, the PUG BOWL ARMY has more eyes than it could ever possibly need:
Want your kids to behave? Aim the unrelenting stare and creepy smile of one of these at them!
Marshalls is sort of a rich people's thrift store, right? Right? No? Ok, bear with me...
Yes, you read correctly, "FAPS and WAPS". "Faps of candy in waps of color and bursts of fappy wap flavor". Hmm, not sure I want to eat anything with 'fap' in the title. Might be a mistake.
I found this old ad in a yearbook. "Friendliness", hmmm, I don't think that's what I'd call friendliness. I love the command 'Have a Coke'. HAVE A COKE OR YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO YOU.
And the crowning jewel:
I don't think I can add anything to the brothers' statement, there. Ahem.