Teri Smith ([info]kitchenqueen) wrote in [info]thrifthorror,
2012-03-06 00:59:00
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Salvation army wonders

I hope this works, this is my first time posting one of these posts from my iPad. *crossing fingers*If it's crews up, I'll fix it from my pc in the morning.

Art can be subjective, but I have no idea what they were going for here. Sarlaac? Undoubtedly the ugliest piece of "art" I've ever seen.

I think it's a raffia ram. Alliterative, but hideous.

Because that's what you want sitting out at your BBQ. Flaming tomatoes. These were allegedly citronella candles, but they had a hideous smell that was somewhere between rotten ass and lavender. They also left red stains on ,y hands from. Handling them. I wonder if it's lead-based paint and I'm now in danger of dying.

Three of these babies could be yours for the low, low price of what I think was $.94. Who can read Salvation Army prices anyway?

Remember the Halloween catpig standing on the distressed pumpkin? Words cannot express how happy I was to see it still there. I was going to buy it until I saw that the poor thing's arm got broken. So sad. Poor, poor catpig.

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[info]toratio

March 6 2012, 07:08:10 UTC 2 months ago

That last one kind of makes me want to stab my eyes out. No wonder the pumpkin looks scared!

Would it be really wrong of me to suggest that the 'art' piece looks like someone's interpretation of the female genitals?

[info]monkeyprincess7

March 6 2012, 07:56:54 UTC 2 months ago

I was just thinking that about the first one but didn't want to say anything :S

[info]limbomonkey

March 6 2012, 13:06:35 UTC 2 months ago

I was thinking that too.

[info]hotclaws

March 6 2012, 14:01:45 UTC 2 months ago

nope,I saw it too

[info]nyxalinth

March 6 2012, 16:38:12 UTC 2 months ago

this :)

[info]kitchenqueen

March 6 2012, 21:19:23 UTC 2 months ago

I'm glad that I'm not the only one that saw a coochie there. I didn't want to say anything in the post and skew others' interpretation of the "art."

[info]willowind76

March 8 2012, 17:48:54 UTC 2 months ago

yeah, you defiantly arn't alone on that...

[info]sheenfanatic

March 8 2012, 22:26:08 UTC 2 months ago

I saw it too. XD I was like "Wait, is that...?? Nah."

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[info]butterflydust

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[info]hazeltea

March 6 2012, 07:15:18 UTC 2 months ago

I would buy the ram and sacrifice it on a bonfire at a Halloween party or something.

[info]misslynx

March 6 2012, 08:10:26 UTC 2 months ago

That first piece is so breathtakingly horrible that it's almost wonderful.

ALMOST.

[info]foofers

March 6 2012, 08:44:59 UTC 2 months ago

Disagree! The 1980s color scheme puts it over the top.

[info]redheadforever

March 11 2012, 06:14:55 UTC 2 months ago


Your icon brings back happy memories of the gorgeous stuff I remember seeing done with the Amiga (RIP) and Atari platforms. Flying Toaster for the win!

[info]rufushonkeriv

March 6 2012, 09:42:57 UTC 2 months ago

It looks like some sort of evil vagina.

[info]lucce

2 months ago

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[info]rhapsodyangel

2 months ago

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[info]mulchatna

March 6 2012, 10:27:17 UTC 2 months ago

It's what the 80's threw up after a night of cocaine and booze.

[info]christhegeek

March 6 2012, 11:30:46 UTC 2 months ago

The Carpet that Ate Vesuvius...

[info]sp23

March 6 2012, 14:12:39 UTC 2 months ago

A truly hideous collection. Good job! ;-)

[info]kitchenqueen

March 6 2012, 21:20:19 UTC 2 months ago

Thank you! I seem to have left off the hollowed-out head candle holder on a stick, though.

[info]Colette Bridges

March 6 2012, 17:02:22 UTC 2 months ago

best friend's ex-wife earned $20667 past month. she is making an income on the internet and bought a $414600 home. All she did was get fortunate and profit by the directions explained on this web page snipurl.com/22d4e00

[info]campylobacter

March 7 2012, 00:39:26 UTC 2 months ago

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[info]phoenix_gem

March 6 2012, 20:25:48 UTC 2 months ago

Re: First picture


"FEED ME, SEYMOUR!"

Anonymous

March 7 2012, 01:27:44 UTC 2 months ago

LOL!!!

[info]rhapsodyangel

March 7 2012, 03:01:35 UTC 2 months ago

I would have bought the last one even without the arm. Course I'm on pain meds right now, so I may not be seeing what's really in the picture.

[info]little3wing

March 7 2012, 07:16:54 UTC 2 months ago

Yes, the first one is some kind of half-vagina and the last one seems like some weird halloween pagan feminazi to tie the whole portfolio together.

[info]romani123

March 8 2012, 05:49:57 UTC 2 months ago

The piece of art looks like the Saved by the Bell cast threw up....
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